I didn’t know god anointed Florida Governor Ron DeSantis . . .
I thought he anointed the Orange Emperor of Mar-A-Loco
No wonder the Democrats failed to gain the Florida governorship. Apparently the Invisible Man in the Sky “created” Ron DeSantis to be the Chosen One.
But in 2018, Franklin Graham, the creepy spawn of Billy said “We need to pray for God to intervene. We need to ask God to protect, strengthen, encourage, and guide President Trump.”
Quite a conundrum here in Florida. Two fascist nitwits, both claiming to be anointed by god, living in the same state.
The battle between these two divinely chosen assholes may reach biblical proportions. Already the Orange Emperor has nicknamed the Florida governor “Ron DeSanctimonious.” According to NBC Miami, “In the clearest sign of tension, the two held dueling Florida rallies in the final days of this year’s midterm elections.”
It’s going to be fun to watch. Stay tuned . . .