Ding Dong. The Witch Is Dead: Nancy Reagan
July 6, 1921 — March 6, 2016
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Beloved wife of St. Ronald, the Patron Saint of Dementia, Nancy ran the White House during Ronnie’s dementia-addled second term using a National Enquirer astrologer for policy advice. “Private lines were set up in the White House and Camp David to assist in phone calls between Nancy Reagan and her astrologer, which occurred multiple times a day, and she was paid $3,000 a month for her work.” Wikipedia
Where to piss on her grave:
Ronald Reagan Presidential Library located in Simi Valley, in southern California.
Where to topple her statue:
Ronald Reagan Presidential Library