What’s the best nickname for the Florida Governor? — ) DeathSantis A favorite during the Covid pandemic when 80,000+ Floridians died following the governor’s Open for Business policy. 2.) Three-Fingers A new nickname resulting from reports that the governor eats pudding with three fingers, not a spoon. 3.) DeFascist A natural response to the governor’s despotic proclamations, laws and…

Florida’s proposed law to require bloggers to register with the state and includes the following: “Compensation” includes anything of value provided to a blogger in exchange for a blog post or series of blog posts. …

July 6, 1921 — March 6, 2016 — Beloved wife of St. Ronald, the Patron Saint of Dementia, Nancy ran the White House during Ronnie’s dementia-addled second term using a National Enquirer astrologer for policy advice. “Private lines were set up in the White House and Camp David to assist in phone calls between Nancy Reagan and her astrologer, which occurred multiple times a day, and she was paid $3,000 a month for her work.” Wikipedia

September 13, 1909 — March 4, 2001 —

Type the name of Florida’s Dark Fuhrer and you’ll need to register with the state. — 286.31 Blogger registration and reporting. — 139 (1) As used in this section, the term: 140 (a) “Blog” means a website or webpage that hosts any 141 blogger and is frequently updated with opinion, commentary, or 142 business content. The term does not include the website of a 143…

Middle school-inspired demonstrations and some streamers ain’t gonna cut it — Observation 1: if the cops didn’t fire off tear gas and nobody was arrested, the demonstration was a flop. Meatball Ron and his appointed Christian nationalists leaders’ attempt to transform New College into a state-run indoctrination center requires more than an hour walkout. Perhaps review the Berkeley Free Speech movement…

And in Manatee County, they’re in charge of government — On February 14, 2018, a young gunman armed with an assault rifle killed 17 people at a school in Parkland, Florida. On February 14, 2008, a young man armed with a shotgun and pistols killed five students at Northern Illinois University in DeKalb. On February 14, 2023, the county commission…

No ***king way — One of many memorable scenes in the Titanic movie begins with Rose’s mother worrying that the lifeboats won’t be seated by class. Rose’s response: “Oh mother, shut up! Don’t you understand? The water is freezing and there aren’t enough boats. Not enough by half. …

In 2017, a Monument to Slavery . . . I mean a monument to the enslavers . . . was removed from the courthouse square in Bradenton, Florida. Like other Monuments to Slavery, Bradenton’s monument was erected at the height of Jim Crow in the South by the dementia-addled wenches…